Lair of the Porn Broker
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I swear, if they completely ignore asexual/aromantic awareness week in favor for this “ally week” bullshit, I will kick myself in the ass and launch myself into the sun

It seems like both are super important and great for the community


Nah Registered & Protected Registered & Protected

attention all cute girls………………….hello Registered & Protected




i bet communismkills is a gamergate nerd

By that, do you mean someone who believes that journalism shouldn’t be corrupted by “empowered feminists” sleeping their way to favorable reviews?

Then I sure am.

Life imitates art. Registered & Protected


I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society Registered & Protected

jism is a funny word Registered & Protected

i just went through the jesus tag to bring you all that picture

you better enjoy it Registered & Protected


This was on the ground outside my car when I got out of class today.


This was on the ground outside my car when I got out of class today. Registered & Protected


I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy Registered & Protected Registered & Protected



Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • Godspeed
  • Do you need a hug?
  • Take my sword
  • The dragon walks alone
  • That’s not the code word
  • I wish I could do that. I haven’t been able to…since the accident Registered & Protected



im sad this ended so soon cause she was about to go so hard

who is she Registered & Protected





What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.

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#art stuff

"Exclusive: DC Comics’ Harley Quinn #11 Preview"


"Exclusive: DC Comics’ Harley Quinn #11 Preview" Registered & Protected Registered & Protected